PEER-REVIEWED RESEARCH

Bryan Johnson had sex AND rated Kate's vagina 100/100. What's his next biohack?

The scientific community demands answers. Your vote is more valuable than his entire supplement stack.

1,247 expert researchers have weighed in

🔴 4 biohackers voted in the last minute

📊Optimizing the post-nut recovery protocol
📋Adding oral sex to Blueprint as a longevity tool
📅Scheduling intercourse every 47 days for peak testosterone

This is satire. Bryan Johnson posted all of this publicly himself. We're just asking the real questions. 🫡